Jan 24, 2006

That's not funny... I'm hungry

I walked into work today and Detective Hammy hit me with what I would be hearing all day: "Glad to see your wife didn't kill you on the cruise!"  Detective after detective repeated the line, "So, ya made it back alive", "Glad you weren't murdered by the Mrs!" on and on and on; all of them thought they were sooooo funny. 

One lone temp employee did not mention it; saying, "Hey, we only had a burned body in a fatal fire while you were gone."  Perhaps that's why everyone was so fixated on joking that I was murdered by my wife; it comes from a lack of real death and mayhem around here. 

What a crummy day, not because there was not much work for me, not even because everyone was telling me the same joke all day; the real reason is because the stomach is used to unlimited cruise eating, but the brain says keep that 32 lbs off. 

Pass me another celery stick.

10 comments:

bgilmore725 said...

They were probably jealous! Nice picture of Kris and Dave! Bea

shayshaydc said...

Yep we eventually have t pay for what we eat!!! But just keep putting away the celery sticks and you'll be fine!!!! Thanks for the comment about cops and dispatchers in my journal!!! Glad to have you back adn posting!! http://journals.aol.com/shayshaydc/Golfaholic
Sharon:)

lv2trnscrb said...

great looking couple! In a way, isn't it nice that all the interesting news was you coming back from a cruise and people were safe and sound in your city :)

betty

psychfun said...

Ok, nothing happens when you are gone but when you are there.....hmmm! :-) Ah just an illusory correlation I'm sure! HA!

Lovely pix! Glad you were able to relax & have fun. You guys deserve it!

sunnyside46 said...

you are a cute couple!
marti

mastersblynn said...

Love the picture!  You guys look so happy!  Those people are just jealous because you got to go away and play and they had to stay and work.   Life is short...go eat a donut!!! Barbara

demandnlilchit said...

I did the cruise things with my other desperate housewife girlfriends last february, my husbands only request was that I didn't go out on the balcony at night by myself, I said I didn't have any plans too, so no worries. !st night of the cruise once the ship set sail, I tried to radio him (nextel) that I DID feel the ship's movement (he didnt think I would because of its size! lol) I couldnt reach him while inside the restaurant, so I did step outside without thinking of the promise I made him, when I told him I can feel the ship sway, he asked about how high the waves were. I said I couldnt tell because it was dark and I was 7 levels up, he said well then look over the side and see! For one split moment I wondered if he upped my life insurance policy and didn't tell me! lol  As soon as he realized what he just told me to do he said never mind,get your butt back inside the ship! lol

zosche973 said...

LOL Nice picture of you & your wife; I went on a cruise in the 70's, on the QE2, it was fun, and all I did was eat & drink! LOL I was about your age too....only one picture? ~Diane~

screaminremo303 said...

That's a beautiful woman. It takes a special woman to stay married to a cop. She's a keeper, huh? Don't be chintzy on the baubles. Women are dazzled by shiny objects.

jevanslink said...

I thought that was a picture of your son and his girlfriend. What were they serving on that cruise? Mrs. L