I walked into work today and Detective Hammy hit me with what I would be hearing all day: "Glad to see your wife didn't kill you on the cruise!" Detective after detective repeated the line, "So, ya made it back alive", "Glad you weren't murdered by the Mrs!" on and on and on; all of them thought they were sooooo funny.
One lone temp employee did not mention it; saying, "Hey, we only had a burned body in a fatal fire while you were gone." Perhaps that's why everyone was so fixated on joking that I was murdered by my wife; it comes from a lack of real death and mayhem around here.
What a crummy day, not because there was not much work for me, not even because everyone was telling me the same joke all day; the real reason is because the stomach is used to unlimited cruise eating, but the brain says keep that 32 lbs off.
Pass me another celery stick.