Feb 12, 2006

Your Questions Answered

In reading your comments about recent blog entries, I have noticed that many of you have pressing questions.  Although I can't answer the good ones like, 'how do I make money in the Stock Market?' Or, 'why do people have 10 fingers but only 2 nostrils?'  However, I can help with those questions about myself and my work.

"The Tomb"

I've never seen them scream on CSI. She must have cheated on the test.
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Actually Screamin, I think Kristin is so flippin' smart, she wrote the test.  I have to bring these little "events" into her work in order to keep her humble.  Oh ya, and it's funny, too.

"Back At The Morgue"

Does the doc really talk to the stiff? http://journals.aol.com/shayshaydc/Golfaholic

Well, if he didn't and I made that up, I would be a great writer and would probably make the "Oprah" book list.  But I just am not that creative... he talks to the stiffs.

"The Rookie"

Ok, so now what pranks do you play on the new rookies then????
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To tell you the truth, I have no idea.  I don't deal much with rookies; whenever I have to talk to them at crime scenes, they are so nervous they look as if they are going to wet themselves. 

I used to own a Fiat 124 Spyder - is that what you have?
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OK, this question is way off the topic, but yes, I do own a 1975 Fiat 124 Sport Spider convertible.  I call it my poor man's Ferrari (OK... total destitute man's Ferrari). 

1983? I wonder if those succubi would look better to you now.
Remo sent me.
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I would imagine that they are all dead now, you need a liver to live to be 60.  Oh, you mean would they (then) look better to me (now); if I live to be 110 I don't think that a cigarette hanging out of a piece of burbon-flavored  jerky will be sexy.   BTW, say hi to Remo... I always like his comments.

"That's not funny, I'm hungry"

 ...Women are dazzled by shiny objects. Comment from screaminremo303

This one has been ho-hum on the rocks and minerals, but she LOVES the chocolate!

"Back to work"

No cornrows? No braids?   screaminremo303

Been there done that when I was a college student in Southern California in the late 70's;          yup... I were a hippy.

"Starbucks, good coffee problem customers"

...but seriously what does the verse say in the bible?  dragonrose3911

"And David ... took a stone and slung it, and struck (Goliath) on his forehead.  And the stone sank into his forehead..." 


I hope that this has answered all of those burning questions you had.  Please keep those comments coming, they do make my day to read them.  Also, back to work tomorrow, and I am sure there will be funny stuff happening to report to you. 



suzypwr said...

I wish I could remember what year my Fiat was. It had two overdrives, in 3rd and 4th gears, if I remember right. It was a yellow/gold color and if my ex-husband hadn't been a mechanic to get through college the entire car would have been a nice ornament. I learned a lot on that car, including how to install a new convertible top. I miss it :). I am thinking it was a 1960-something. It was old in 1973.

memes121 said...

Hello friend. I love your journal. You be careful out there. Stay safe.

lv2trnscrb said...

can't wait to read of new adventures


jevanslink said...

So if the guy Cheney shot dies, what could the vice president be charged with?  Mrs. L

psychfun said...

Hey thanks for picking my question. I can't believe you guys still don't play pranks on the rookies even though they look that way. All the other rookie pranks I've heard...they show no mercy! HA!

Keep the laughs coming for us too!

ally123130585918 said...

You keep em coming Dave and we will keep commenting - love your tales....

pminthepm said...

Thanks for taking the time to give us all a giggle or two ...  here's one for you!

There's a cop with a Fiat Sport Spider ...
Let's us in on his life ... a great writer!
  With each journal alert
  Our sides split 'til they hurt ...
He's our insider Spider rider amusement provider!  

;-)   Patty