tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63096080320561985352024-02-18T20:07:45.280-08:00Dead InvestigationsDead Investigations...
These stories are from my brain. They may or may not contain stuff that actually happened, thereby no defense attorney should conclude that these stories constitute stuff that was not revealed in any disclosure. This is not official... it's entertainment. Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.comBlogger105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-34637939531204842842019-05-30T23:06:00.002-07:002019-05-30T23:06:36.205-07:00Why don't I write anymore?Dear folks, it's me... TEN whole years later. It's been 8 years since I retired and often people will ask me why I don't write stories anymore. After my retirement I tried very hard... it wasn't the lack of material, 29 years gives a lot of stories; however every time I sat and tried to write something, something else would capture my interest more. <br />
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After a couple of years I figured out what the problem was; I wrote as a way to deal stress. After a hard day or a particularly tough crime scene, staying up for hours and composing a silly story relaxed and detoxed me. Without the stress, I just don't have the motivation or need to write. I do produce videos for the Gun Range/Firearms Training Facility I work at now, so I continue to do something creative (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheRangeLLC/videos/?ref=page_internal">https://www.facebook.com/TheRangeLLC/videos/?ref=page_internal</a>) . Anywho, I was just looking at some old favorite pages and I wondered if the link to the blogs was still even good. <br />
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God bless,<br />
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(Former) Detective DaveDetective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-33628787363370614782017-09-29T19:40:00.002-07:002017-09-29T19:40:43.079-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-16036994499762318642014-03-07T08:05:00.002-08:002014-03-07T08:07:05.639-08:00Still here.... kind ofHey everyone, long time no see. Like dead fish, get it? "Long time no sea". Lame, sorry... I'm out of practice. <br />
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I've not written anything in about two years because I've been retired for two years. Blogging was a way to relieve stress and deal with my job, but now I don't have those events that need the catharsis of writing. My position now is one where I chop wood, care for tractors and other implements and speak to churches and other Christian groups. Nothing to inspire stories of dark humor there. <br />
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However, what I have found I'm doing is re-telling many of the things which happened to me on the job as sermon illustrations during my many speaking events. Because most of my life was spent as a Police Officer (and most of the rest was spent as an unruly kid), it is about the only way to make a point about whatever my topic for speaking may be. <br />
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So, this all to explain that I have started a new blog, titled "Investigating God" where I retell many of the same stories, and some new ones, with the corresponding truth about God and His Word that I used to relay that truth to an audience. <br />
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Thanks for listening,<br />
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Dave<br />
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Oh... here is the website: http://investigategod.blogspot.com/Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-58718400350514302972010-12-24T04:11:00.000-08:002010-12-24T04:55:34.160-08:00FoundWally has been located. In light of the previous blog, and the reference to the popular 80's "Wheres Waldo" books, I had a private snicker when I pried open the trunk lid and saw Wally; he was wearing a red and white shirt. <div><br /></div><div>After standing in the cold, snowy wrecking yard for 4 hours waiting for a search warrant to open the car up, I was cursing winter weather. However when I saw Wally, I noted that he (in spite of being killed almost two weeks ago, way back on the 9th) was "Just killed" fresh. I should be very thankful to the good Lord for the cold, in that there was absolutely NO smell (or fish bait... if ya know what I mean). <div><br /></div><div>Fortunately for me, because I am less adverse to grabbing frozen bodies than Detective Brew, he got to go and notify the family. I can shield myself from tragedy with the whole puzzle of trying to discover what exactly went on, and a bit of dark humor; but there is always a family that has experienced loss. Didn't matter if the victim was Mother Theresa or Genghis Kahn, the family only sees what was good, and if there was nothing good they fantasize that there could have been good. It's pretty common, look online at "Obituaries" from a large metropolitan area and try and concentrate on those where there is a young person (16-26 years old) that has died and there is no reference to a medical problem. This leaves suicides, car accidents and victims of violence. Often times you will read lines like, "He was turning his life around" or "Those close to him know he had a good heart." </div><div><br /></div><div>I used to absolutely scoff at this stuff, showing others at the PD the obit for some criminal victim (we collect them as part of the case file) and just laugh at the absolutely fictional crud being written about poor gang-banger Gary, shot in a drive by; "He loved his family... he was a loving son... he had just re-enrolled in school and was going to get his diploma... blah blah blah..." </div><div><br /></div><div>BUT, now that I'm older, I realize more each day what a sinner I am, and think to myself: Don't YOU want YOUR family to think what is best about you? Shouldn't your family be the one who has hope for you, no matter how many times you screw up? </div><div><br /></div><div>I read the obituaries now without laughing; and God bless families who still have hope for their criminal, no-good, drug-dealing, car-thieven sons. </div><div><br /></div><div>Merry Christmas</div><div> </div></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-30863690050949701712010-12-22T23:12:00.000-08:002010-12-22T23:29:17.266-08:00Where's Waldo?Wally the car thief is missing. Rumor on the street is he stole the wrong car, belonging to a local member of the Northwest chapter of either Sharks or Jets (Westside Story reference), and ended up being shot and dumped on some mountain side near town. Detective Drew and I have walked about 6 miles of dirt roads looking for the body... every other day we hear a rumor of where Wally could be, and we would rush right out and look at lots of nothing. <div><br /></div><div>This morning Evidence Tech Kristen came to my desk and said, "Fire (aid crew) is responding to a body in the canal just north of town!" The scene is pretty macabre, here we are, a couple of supposedly responsible, well-adjusted adults all giddy to go look at a dead guy as if we were a couple of school girls running to the store because they just heard glitter nail polish is two for one today only. </div><div><br /></div><div>Bummer for us, the dead guy was not Wally. Just some poor slob who got mad at the misses and went running out into the night, forgetting he lives next to a swift-water canal. I guess he wanted to "Cool off." (rim shot baaadda BISH). Sorry, bad joke, but it's tough to get too worked up over stupid. </div><div><br /></div><div>Well... maybe I will get lucky tomorrow, it's a new day, and it's winter in Yakima- which means it's really tough to dig in frozen ground ... so, It's just a matter of time before we find Wally.</div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-39265327852232289002010-08-17T20:13:00.000-07:002010-08-17T21:44:41.565-07:00Booze and Heights Don't MixWent to an autopsy today of a teenage kid. Any time you have a dead young person, there is a measure of pity for a life wasted, in spite of whatever circumstance (gunshot, suicide, stabbing, broken bottle, drowning, auto-erotic, car crash etc...) caused the death. But, all of that tragedy is sometimes covered by a thin layer of "Normalcy," which for cops means trying to be funny. Don't misunderstand- there is nothing funny about death, but often how WE (the living) deal with it is hilarious. <div><br /></div><div>Saturday night. Very warm here in Yakima, and the young folk were out in force; dancing, making out and of course, drinking alcoholic beverages. Often times these same drunk kids climb into a car and try and drive home (or somewhere to find more dancing and/or alcohol). A young lady (drunk) had in the passenger seat a boy (also drunk) while driving down a local thoroughfare when said drunk girl "Loses control" of her car. Loses control??!? What does that really mean? Did she misplace her steering wheel? Drop her brake peddle in the toilet? So car smashes into center divider, fenders are crumpled, air bags are deployed and guy realizes that he probably wont "get lucky" tonight... After the crash, the driver is probably thinking what she will tell mom; passenger is probably only thinking about getting out of there before the cops come. So that's what he does; he gets out, runs to the side of the road and leaps over the guard rail.</div><div><br /></div><div>The cops do come, they arrest little Miss .14 blood alcohol and place her in the county lock up. </div><div><br /></div><div>Fast forward 6 hours. Elderly lady walking her dog along a canal bank sees a guy laying on the ground, a closer look (and a few licks from Fluffy) convinces her that the guy is dead, so she flips out her Jitterbug and calls 911.</div><div><br /></div><div>The cops first arrive and instantly assume they have a homicide on their hands- this guy was obviously suffering some severe head trauma and had broken bones all over. Finally, a Detective arrives (my partner) and puzzles for a while, because he thinks that the injuries look nothing like an assault. </div><div><br /></div><div>There was one late graveyard officer still working, who took the call before reporting in for the morning; he pointed up and casually commented to the detective,</div><div><br /></div><div>"Funny, there was an accident right there last night."</div><div><br /></div><div>Everyone then looked up at the road overpass to where he was pointing, 49 feet above the exact spot where the body lay. </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Oops</span>. As the saying goes: look before you leap, or maybe it should be: don't drink and jump. </div><div><br /></div><div>Not a homicide, just another drinking related death. Sad.</div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-88930821179811227182010-08-15T23:50:00.000-07:002010-08-16T01:08:06.104-07:00The Glorious Agony of Defeat....Been fairly quiet in the little town of Yakima. Speaking of Yak-Town, I was watching a Nickelodeon Channel show called "iCarly" (it's funny- don't knock it.) In this episode, the star, a teenager named Carly, was going to have to move from her home in Seattle, to Yakima. Throughout the show they kept saying "Yakima" like it was a very funny word, then it came to me... it IS a funny sounding word, but the most common mistake is to pronounce it ya-KEY-mah. It is pronounced YAK-i-mah, with the <i><b>i</b></i> pronounced as in <i><b>i</b></i>t. <div><br /></div><div>You can now sound like a native Yakimaniac, Yakimanian, Yakiwhatever.<div><br /></div><div>The excitement this week was found (as it often is) in SWAT training. We went up into the Gifford Pinchot (no idea who he was, I'm surrounded by funny names) National Forest and snuck around, looking for.... ME. Having done this stuff for as long as I have, it's best to give the new guys a chance to go up against me in an ambush situation. Now understand, I don't want to win; I want <u>them</u> to win; it means that all of us old guys did well teaching them.</div><div><br /></div><div>I took a few pictures of the environment; it's a pretty area:</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPABYVLMV7FmXBvjokTbNA24HIY2j2O48lopJ5sf0VtD9c75xqsnFBPnyberPc-0JeWq9sOdXEvb2zkc0j8wd3qvi02ySY8HEFShskcowlXFcbkiua475kotut0C-HVkWl9Px1jInc64U/s320/IMG_0349%5B1%5D.JPG" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505903924176672290" /></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIaMpOJ38oU46v-tsNK3kTZybbzc_TTDTOpZ-lhLG9zvhkjhLladPWibv4jhQFU72jkSHGq-Qo4-JEfTgZDgnrBtc37v8MvpaiTClVi_yajgsg4jtBpPZD9Kksk-HlH27vAuhoR-axa60/s320/IMG_0352%5B1%5D.JPG" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505903932477599490" /></div><div><br /></div><div>The problem came when my ambush position was flanked by very accurate return fire from what are deceptively called "Air Soft" guns. They may use "air" as a propellant, but the .22 caliber polymer resin balls are anything but "soft." </div><div><br /></div><div>After the guys "killed" me, I took this photo and texted it to my wife; only saying, "I got shot." </div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia1ByzPay_FFC0d5Zm5eJkxeKqX2-EGJKXphPc6UpWWYIZx8zFYE-pJKyqw9D0phqN3bOKX9G7m1cLemRI7uxwWRM3E9b5Ec24T4ArPZvL9OwOvVQzixEsP1XrE29pXWfI2i0OnRNUt58/s320/IMG_0354%5B1%5D.JPG" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505903937886286338" /></div><div><br /></div><div>As you may guess, I got in big trouble for not explaining right away that it was no more than a shaving cut, although I waited until I got home to wash off the trickle of blood (MAJOR sympathy points scored there.)</div><div><br /></div><div>The following day, the newest guy on the team came up and apologized. He was the one who shot me, but was too afraid of me to tell me on the day it happened. Afraid?!?! My first thought was- "Why would any other cop be afraid of <u>me</u>? I'm harmless!" Plus, I was very impressed with the teamwork and shooting; they did what they were supposed to, and did it quickly. But the second thought I had was, "Cool... the new guys are afraid of me!" Nothing wrong with some respect associated with the old dudes, right? </div></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-76918372827096760832010-08-04T23:04:00.000-07:002010-08-04T23:39:28.354-07:00Can't stay out of the water...<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>After a week of cooking at camp, I got back to my desk with 18 voice messages (not too bad). One was a lawyer wanting his client's (who just got life for a 1993 rape/murder) jewelry back that I seized from the search of his apartment. Evidently after he was arrested last year, he found someone to marry and wants to give her the baubles. I guess for this woman it's the safest relationship she could ever have, think about it. <div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Another was from a guy who had a .45 auto stolen back in 2001. It was recovered two years ago, but the crime lab won't release it until they check it against ever unknown murder with a .45 since Liberty Valance took one in the head. I don't blame him for being upset, i'd want my gun back too. Then there's the insurance company who keeps bugging me to release a totaled stolen truck used in a double homicide- I don't know why they want it so bad; maybe the CEO is a really creepy guy who has a collection of "Death cars" or something as macabre. One call from a "Internet Sleuth" who thinks he has solved my 1977 Jane Doe homicide... ya right... maybe I'll call him and ask who really was on the grassy knoll as well. A call from the family of a guy who's been missing for two years wondering if the skeleton we recovered from the Naches river was their loved one. Finally, a call from the vampires at the American Red Cross, saying it's time to bleed me of my evil humors again (three months already??)</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I then got my latest issue of "Sniper," its a trade newsletter that had an awesome article titled "T Zone Targets Are Dumb." Any author that un-PC deserves at lease a thorough read.</div><div><br /><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Finally, one of the patrol guys was chasing a shoplifter near the Yakima River. He jumped into the fast-running water and was lost among heavy brush along the river banks. I arrived to see if I could help (and get away from the dull-drums of the office) when Sgt Tim yells at me, "Hey Kellett, since you're not weighted down with gun belts and Kevlar, you're going to be the designated rescue swimmer." Repeat your traffic??!!? I'm doomed to spend this summer in the water while at work. Wait a minute... it's 98 degrees here today... maybe I like my job as the jump-in-the-cool-water-rescue-guy; I'd cool off, then get to go home early to "Change." Problem is, we lost him. I don't know whether he got away, hid better than we could see or has assumed ambient river temperature now due to an untimely undercurrent. Poor guy, all over a 2 lb bag of frozen shrimp. If he is dead (God have mercy), I hope he can come up with a better story for St Pete than, "I didn't have 5 bucks for seafood." If he is stuck to the bottom somewhere (I truly don't wish for that he is), it would be total irony that he is now being consumed by sea life. </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>It's late and I didn't do anything on my list today. </div></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-63381059753613484372010-07-31T22:52:00.000-07:002010-07-31T23:04:33.654-07:00Too Funny to be FalseWell, after my last adventure with Yakima Police Department's Water Wading Squad, I thought that everything would be smooth. We got some updated information on where the gun was tossed and we thought we would go out one more time. I again loaned Detective Drew my wet suit, and reminded him that the ZIPPER GOES IN BACK. He stepped out of the bushes, wet suit donned and ready to plunge into the cold waters; I took one look and was in disbelief... he got the zipper in back, but it was inside out. "Drew, your killin me!" Was all could choke out, I thought he was putting me on... instead of the colorful "O'Neal" logo, a simple stenciled, "XL MADE IN TAIWAN" was what it said in front. Amber was laughing so hard she couldn't hold the camera steady for 4 minutes to take a picture. <div><br /></div><div>I got to hand it to Drew; no turning red, no embarrassment, he just quietly said "F--- it" and got into the water. </div><div><br /></div><div>We still didn't find a gun. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-80403694787197748622010-07-17T22:11:00.000-07:002010-07-18T17:33:29.274-07:00Amber's PhotosI last wrote about Evidence Tech Amber, and her tendency not to photograph actual evidence, but rather me- doing whatever is humorous or embarrassing. Here is the photo you all requested-me in my putrification mask:<div><br /><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFixkagRekao1guhO9GWoVH3ZBojPjWNibdVTces07fyD68BtMrSdyM7wDAjn2PQ2HZtO12f0XmwPyiks10fq3jtJmaNSLJ5DGqHsPNBt0DTCdLXkgiN2YjaUFyJNUwA9DlZi3PB0wYa8/s320/_DSC000small9.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 235px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495110335728695362" /></div><div><br /></div><div>It seems as though there are more of these sorts of photos; luckily, I'm not the only target. What follows is the story of more of Amber's pics that were taken last Thursday:</div><div><br /></div><div>Detectives Drew and Kasey worked up a suspect in a murder (I think it was number 6 of 11 so far this year). After making the arrest, Detective Kasey gets info. that the murder weapon was tossed into a local waterway. Sgt Mike thought that we could probably go and try to find the gun ourselves, mostly because he has a cool salmon boat, and it's been in the upper 90's here. What a great idea, right? We all thought it would be a great day, playing in the water, maybe finding critical evidence at the same time; where is the downside? Of course, Amber HAD to come and take some photos... in case we <u>did</u> find evidence. I went and grabbed some of my wet suits, and met the guys by the river. Drew and I changed into wet suits (he burrowed one of my shorties, and I got into my surfer O'Neil).</div><div><br /></div><div>Unfortunately (for Drew), I didn't notice that he had put the wet suit on BACKWARDS until he was posing proudly for Amber:</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvdHl6NCvA7ywQXG4cRLgo9Zt4Rl99xhrsEeTPgC1WcUvk55nUhgW7gmcFV3NyvmDhwLRFNv02dp4oOs9kaTwY5BBA67iGdFKJ3t4aWk35iCOGmEF35h_AcR02a8UVftWA981Y-hJj5OQ/s320/thr.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 161px; height: 240px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495113654894984066" /></div><div>Ya buddie, I thought you knew... the zipper goes in BACK. Sorry dude.</div><div><br /></div><div>I was dragged behind the boat while snorkeling and looking at the bottom. Every now and then water would breach the snorkel, and I would pop up- sputtering and gasping for air; Amber was there to record every moment:</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKhctivQH-JOjcGoKyIyzosrO2t4kjwhhs63hEqBwKB1ACtla8OAb3qvAEa5RqiyWBiW-_ARLp-YLaDbQsixvMJphT72PIA4NzlNM90tyicY2NZwR6an7WzElpvr9StIaIdowx8lZ3dgo/s320/two.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495114898270210258" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Well, nobody drowned, and we found nothing; but Amber got some laughs, along with some funny shots. After it was over, we all posed at the boat for one last photo. Detectives Brew, Drew, me, and Sgt Mike.</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj5hcDgpZTvlGTY_kcDLEnzGbK7CB4L-5F1qzhZk4EDtIQhqpmaoUY0sx2-EFtwW47aJ357AO_wNvgzt69XvGT0crA8zLis9XUHf2O_UxOlgGBSCxN5COg1AZyGSl2FuotBMIYWudMJc8/s320/one.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 316px; height: 179px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495114901712705506" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ya, I know... Drew never did put the suit on right.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-12360105161198002482010-06-25T23:59:00.000-07:002010-06-26T00:32:19.135-07:00Follow the FliesYesterday I was sitting at my desk doing an in-car video storyboard for a car chase that ended up with two people (innocent drivers) dead. I play the in car video and take stills, then circle or point out stuff that a potential jury may otherwise miss; for instance: in every frame which shows the alleged suspect, I circle him and write in big red letters, with arrows and underlining "GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY... CONVICT NOW!" I feel that these features may assist juries in reaching a fair and impartial decision.<br /><br />Well... enough about my fantasy life...<br /><br />While at my desk, Sgt. H. called me and wanted me to come take a look at something they found in a garbage bag, it may be a (bum bum BUM!) dead body. Now, if youve read my stuff, you know that I get these pretty frequently, and don't get too excited about them, but I find just enough rotting human corpses to take every call seriously. So I called to Amber, the Evidence Tech and told her to get her camera... just in case it's missing Uncle Harry.<br /><br />We arrive and meet Sgt. H, at the same time I get the SMELL. It's something dead. He points me over to a ballooning garbage bag, covered with Blowflies (Calliphoridae). The top has a couple wraps of intestine bulging out, and I know that the bag is going to have to be opened- by me.<br /><br />I'll share a big secret with you all, I'm a wimp when it comes to smells. So I bought myself a "Putrification Filter mask" a while back, it's rubber, fits around the nose and mouth and has two white filters that stick out on either side; kind of makes me <span style="font-weight:bold;">look </span>like a fly. Anyway, I put the mask on and approach the bag with a knife and start poking, I can hear Amber's Nikon clicking away in the background. I cut it open and find wraps and wraps of intestine... pig intestine. Someone had one heck of a BBQ and didn't want to toss the guts into a proper garbage receptacle.<br /><br />We got back to the division and everyone wanted to know what we found, so I just grabbed Amber's camera, took the memory card out and put it in my computer. I opened the pictures and saw nothing of the guts, just pictures of me wearing the silly mask. I asked Amber, "Why didn't you take any pictures of the guts?" "Because" she replied, "You said they weren't human, and that mask made you look so funny I needed to show people THAT."<div><br /></div><div>No respect.<br /><br />Photos to follow... I'm on vacation now.</div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-36777623623670387372010-05-07T19:42:00.000-07:002010-05-07T19:43:02.747-07:00To Shelly's Family...Dear Family member,<br />I read your post am I am very sorry it caused you some pain, however you must understand this post deals with my side of working in Law Enforcement. You are absolutely right, my job is very ugly at times, and I see every bit of it's uglyness, every day; and it is not easy. It sometimes shreds my humanity and haunts my dreams. This post is a way I can deal with it, by sharing with others a perspective that they often may not see, or ever know exists because of the predominance of unrealistic media portrayal of police. I know that you loved and cared for your aunt, however you must know that I cared for her very much, even though I never met her alive; because it is my job to make sure she has justice. Often times it never happens, but in this case we were able to make a quick conclusion because of the events I described. My insights into the world of Law Enforcement, I hope, are helpful to all (most of all you) who read them as they see that cops are not without emotions of all sorts. We feel hurt, joy, humor, sorrow, sympathy in every situation we deal with, even death. Please know that I work hard to make sure that the dead have a voice in the justice system, and that we police are just as human as anyone else. You let me know if you would like me to pull the story, I will at your request.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-83803360916627610362010-04-05T13:51:00.000-07:002010-04-05T14:55:02.179-07:00Where all the Bodies are Buried...A couple weeks ago I was given information that there was a woman who knew where a dead body was buried. I called her and got the information; she started out by telling me she "...used to run with a wild crowd." Translation: She hasn't been able to afford meth for a week. And now that her head is somewhat cleared of the drug, she starts processing what had been happening for the past year. <br /><br />She claimed some drug dealer she was shacking up with told her that he had killed a guy several years ago in my fine city. I suspect that he was trying to impress, or scare her, but she believed him enough to call the police and report it, albeit 3 months later. She alleged that he gave her a detailed description of what he did, and where he had buried the body. <br /><br />Well, I'm a sucker for a good buried body, so I obtained as much of the description as I could, and thought that perhaps I could find this place. I got Detective Robertson, and we followed the directions to an abandoned area in the woods. It was very remote, and I saw it as a great place to spend some time digging a grave. Hasty graves have a particular look to them; when you first bury a body, you have too much soil. The reason is 1) you've loosened the compact dirt and 2) you now have a bodies worth of volume you are putting in the hole. So, you end up with a mound of fresh dirt- for a while. As the body dehydrates, is consumed by natural processes (bugs and bacteria), and the soil compacts itself through rain, the mound falls in on itself, leaving what appears to be a ring of slightly raised ground surrounding a small depression. After some years, hard objects like bones tend to work their way up and can expose themselves, if they are not carried off by critters, who enjoy a little calcium in their diet. As I'm thinking about all of this, I see some bones.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLW9G20wSEYNv5MeHBOXT7grP7eA1Z9Trw98ExFw1cTwaMrViTzlTw5vXUCBo73nuNdT4NAPyxyDhtU6BcFraSfm9GDqunNUS_dfVv-AXC9D0P6nVIHpB3ieA0do9Hg_rPX_0iCRdvs4/s1600/IMG_0222%5B1%5D.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLW9G20wSEYNv5MeHBOXT7grP7eA1Z9Trw98ExFw1cTwaMrViTzlTw5vXUCBo73nuNdT4NAPyxyDhtU6BcFraSfm9GDqunNUS_dfVv-AXC9D0P6nVIHpB3ieA0do9Hg_rPX_0iCRdvs4/s320/IMG_0222%5B1%5D.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456774480500790434" /></a><br /><br />Kind of jumped started my heart for awhile, but on closer inspection, it was some bones from a goat. The reports of dumped dead bodies coming into the PD are fairly common in an area where fresh goat is often on the fiesta menu, and you get fined if you put the goat remains in your own garbage can; chalk up another dumb law with it's unintended consequences. <br /><br />Then, in a secluded area (among the already secluded area), I saw a fresh mound; not more than a week or two old. This was NOT the reported grave site, but another one. There was no question about it, someone went to a great deal of trouble to bury a body in a uniquely remote area. The following day, we got a crew together, led by my new supervisor, Sargent Mike. We went back to the gravesite and Mike started digging. After a few shovel fulls, we started getting the dead body smell; but there was something a bit different, it was not quite like the dead bodies I have smelled in the past. Mike continued digging and came upon it. Suddenly, we all knew why someone had gone to this much trouble to conceal a dead body. It was a the dead body of a huge skunk.<br /><br />One of the detectives theorized that perhaps a murderer would place a skunk on TOP of the victim to throw off detectives... well, it worked. Mr (or Mrs) Murderer, if you did bury a body a month or so ago, and you placed a dead skunk on top; you got away with murder.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-65401214081722664232010-03-30T18:59:00.000-07:002010-03-30T19:44:35.532-07:00Death in the Dirty Book StoreDead bodies are in plentiful supply this spring. 5 murders so far this year, and that’s not counting all the “Unattended Deaths” (where gramps goes in his sleep at home… all in all not a bad way to expire), “Equivocal Deaths” (the heroin needle sticking out of dead guy’s arm is LIKELY why loser is at room temperature- but ya still have to investigate) and, of course, Suicides (no explanation needed).<br /><br />The last one was pretty bad, some down-on-his-luck 29 year old street urchin went into an adult bookstore one morning and decided that he needed the cash in the till and an “Adult latex novelty device” so badly that he beat the 70 year old clerk to death with a heavy tool (can’t be more specific… got to keep with what’s in the press release and arraignment info). The poor old guy died quickly of the head injuries; blood marks on a hallway leading to the toilet are the last sign of the old man’s life.<br /><br />Once the suspect was identified, I had to wade through his filthy, hoarder’s dream apartment that he shared with 3 dogs and 4 cats serving a search warrant.<br /><br />My objective: find the “Adult latex novelty device”… oh boy… yippe…<br /><br />I located it.<br /><br />Now I need to take another shower, just because I thought about it again.<br /><br />Why aren’t there more rookies around when these things need to be bagged and tagged?<br /><br />BTW… I know what you guys are thinking, it was NOT a dildo.<br /><br />A security camera was working during the murder, here is the actual photo taken by the security camera and released to local media:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu7fGM46cPTfHY9sbvwM-K3MGXyomtGGExF7-1cHp5Ss9M0062E4Sb9LdSeT_xZ0NlyndV3mFMT8BvzrdTHGuil_3YfajsBRJ_cU8agkVW3uvhb2LOclcEa-oxUEZXOGdrclX8Xr7kPbA/s1600/Arcade+Death.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454618212931784034" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu7fGM46cPTfHY9sbvwM-K3MGXyomtGGExF7-1cHp5Ss9M0062E4Sb9LdSeT_xZ0NlyndV3mFMT8BvzrdTHGuil_3YfajsBRJ_cU8agkVW3uvhb2LOclcEa-oxUEZXOGdrclX8Xr7kPbA/s320/Arcade+Death.jpg" /></a><br /><br />And here is a photo of the guy being arrested after 1.21 gajjillion people called me to tell me who it was. Yup, he saw the news too and shaved.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia9Rdxy9SykvFTqYGxx3y95_dP1IBJCxKEo77XF068ImHt6k8Itcu10o6-dQYo75J_21Y4fO11n3u2xEdb-rD_d1lAu-M8xmWi35odT4g89usN8QYv4p9zCzZSk9AQ220rSKOtX45t7l0/s1600/Murder+Suspect1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454619512893908386" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia9Rdxy9SykvFTqYGxx3y95_dP1IBJCxKEo77XF068ImHt6k8Itcu10o6-dQYo75J_21Y4fO11n3u2xEdb-rD_d1lAu-M8xmWi35odT4g89usN8QYv4p9zCzZSk9AQ220rSKOtX45t7l0/s320/Murder+Suspect1.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Photos courtesy of <a href="http://www.kimatv.com/">http://www.kimatv.com/</a><br /><br />Story here: http://www.kimatv.com/news/89124247.htmlDetective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-54558590584507874122010-02-26T17:21:00.000-08:002010-02-26T18:44:31.101-08:00A Stroll Through the WildernessYou might have remembered that a few months ago, someone at a mental hospital here in Washington State thought it would be a great idea to take a few of the in-custody insane murderers out on a field trip to the County Fair. I know, I know, what a great idea, right? Especially since one of these killers was not taking his medication, and had recently reported that voices were telling him to kill a child. Well, no one thought it odd when he stuffed all of his clothing into a backpack for a 4-hour outing. After wandering the fair for awhile, the nanny lost track of said insane killer, then decided to call his boss, who told him NOT to report it to the police, because the insane murderer may have just gotten lost, and may show up. Three hours later, they finally decided to call local police. Fast forward a couple of days: the Yakima SWAT Team gets a call that this killer was last seen hitchhiking to the wilderness of south central Washington State, about 70 miles from Yakima.<br /><br />A team of 8 of us, along with ORV quads, penetrate into the wilderness in an attempt to track this guy before he hurts someone<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoLXPa7TFEyO0CtkyxYSHGQpE2_YjZdPdGsiJ5lIFW9wD9YYsqS7hc0NSIvVFBwfxQfTO6E5PTapuiXSyYe53cf2h1ptPSw4dV7J7i0_r3NbcMV-7tnHndBd_Vqwypf2S67Fw1kNBJ14E/s1600-h/IMG_0381.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442728008303830786" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoLXPa7TFEyO0CtkyxYSHGQpE2_YjZdPdGsiJ5lIFW9wD9YYsqS7hc0NSIvVFBwfxQfTO6E5PTapuiXSyYe53cf2h1ptPSw4dV7J7i0_r3NbcMV-7tnHndBd_Vqwypf2S67Fw1kNBJ14E/s320/IMG_0381.JPG" /></a>.<br /><br />Here is the typical rough terrain we walked through for the next 8 hours.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This is Officer "Hammie," he is eating the only food we brought with us, a pack of cheeze crackers.<br /><p><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8AGoH6vjcVan2PmdkqJaJN-ZY7AZk9VyDpgaoLlw3B8GuCLXcQwQ6rk_lZdpaM7NPFgTlP51lBFJ6XZDtcyaWMgMPblQNmB8IwmF86Dz5YAAFNADjcCPsTmdXqEoN34alSkCtP7IQSqs/s1600-h/IMG_0372.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442729353947196466" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8AGoH6vjcVan2PmdkqJaJN-ZY7AZk9VyDpgaoLlw3B8GuCLXcQwQ6rk_lZdpaM7NPFgTlP51lBFJ6XZDtcyaWMgMPblQNmB8IwmF86Dz5YAAFNADjcCPsTmdXqEoN34alSkCtP7IQSqs/s320/IMG_0372.JPG" /></a> </p><br /><p>It seemed as though crazed killers were not the only threat in the wilderness:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVgZQUNAizp1DKpX4-UTtbWa2ysjf7DBagDxDcnOrdNRprlT_KxGK7PP8odUrpsdQF09fGVP721YO8oZAFR8ZrD7sHcxkSh0cddcgpV-irfDFHd4RE_IEH8YxyYI5-tNCXfZ95QvClJ9c/s1600-h/IMG_0390.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442733601383244658" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVgZQUNAizp1DKpX4-UTtbWa2ysjf7DBagDxDcnOrdNRprlT_KxGK7PP8odUrpsdQF09fGVP721YO8oZAFR8ZrD7sHcxkSh0cddcgpV-irfDFHd4RE_IEH8YxyYI5-tNCXfZ95QvClJ9c/s320/IMG_0390.JPG" /></a><br />That's right... it's bear poop. I looked carefully at the "Scat", however did not locate any undigested murderers, just wild rose berries... I guess we keep looking. </p><p> </p><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeOXNhzpF5wKFPapSGWHgLLOFgNVEvvs4beakh9DeNQc6zGEp823GcOAKTa5LiR-ZwZOlO-R6zB2a8efQhem3euiQvsTyeNxREClA4cX4nC8apxeOCy4s929e53_B4tUo6jb3BYhSLSVA/s1600-h/IMG_0389.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeOXNhzpF5wKFPapSGWHgLLOFgNVEvvs4beakh9DeNQc6zGEp823GcOAKTa5LiR-ZwZOlO-R6zB2a8efQhem3euiQvsTyeNxREClA4cX4nC8apxeOCy4s929e53_B4tUo6jb3BYhSLSVA/s320/IMG_0389.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442734934148928226" /></a><br />Second danger... rattlesnakes. I stopped Sgt. Chad from killing this one, not it's fault we were tramping all over it's mouse-hunting grounds.<br /><br />Being the most senior guy entitiled me to grab the shotgun as soon as we spotted all the "bear sign." <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0bHdKRWkZCrqyhYjzVU0awOcB9xG5yzPT8iwX1oDI0QXtpb8_YhzO-VJNMkiz3FAosh47u3_6QhpFcZhquFzq7HYLs3nq94olqnjQNNCk7gwZcnJS0_6o7zjltABY0zYqV4oxxVw6BtI/s1600-h/IMG_0378.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0bHdKRWkZCrqyhYjzVU0awOcB9xG5yzPT8iwX1oDI0QXtpb8_YhzO-VJNMkiz3FAosh47u3_6QhpFcZhquFzq7HYLs3nq94olqnjQNNCk7gwZcnJS0_6o7zjltABY0zYqV4oxxVw6BtI/s320/IMG_0378.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442736086049603970" /></a><br /><br />Well we walked and walked, not finding the guy. He had doubled back and walked out to the road and was arrested by roadblock units. But here we are, stuck about 5 miles into the wilderness when we are notified that the guy gave up. Our only communication at the time (not having a SAT phone) was a radio relay with a Washington State Patrol airplane; and as soon as the guy was found, he was gone, leaving us with no communications. <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0YigQd-jyWEbRJZE4QE8oW8Z8n5O5RRt2HGXHb6fO2Nnz-IW025D951GuhQJvJvyhsFEbysvFMawTJ6mcQ7R9mW66ik8wlGF6vb_W4-gFqJJu-AlcYGKMqaTyQ4EahwnMtOhIc_XSI5Y/s1600-h/IMG_0387.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0YigQd-jyWEbRJZE4QE8oW8Z8n5O5RRt2HGXHb6fO2Nnz-IW025D951GuhQJvJvyhsFEbysvFMawTJ6mcQ7R9mW66ik8wlGF6vb_W4-gFqJJu-AlcYGKMqaTyQ4EahwnMtOhIc_XSI5Y/s320/IMG_0387.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442745760141722834" /></a><br /><br />Well, we didn't see anything other than wildlife, The guy was caught and nobody broke an ankle. I suppose that's a succesfull mission.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-62466592437481985652009-11-02T13:25:00.000-08:002009-11-02T13:38:27.324-08:00The Correct AvengerA couple days ago I got called at 5am, the body of a nude female turns up in one of our alleys. I grab the camera and meet Detective Brew, who’s already placing the little number tents next to anything that looks like it does not belong in an alley. The victim, dressed only in socks, has obviously been run over by a car.<br /><br />Our budget-loving Lieutenant, hoping that this is NOT our 3rd homicide in as many weeks says,<br />“What do you think Kellett, just a hit and run accident?”<br />Oh ya, I’m sure that naked women are constantly throwing themselves under cars. Some patrol guys find a stack of clothing a block away in a parking lot; a complete set of women’s clothes, minus socks… hhmmm… a clue? Two important leads: first is that there was some ID in the clothes identifying our victim, second there was security video in the parking lot. The low-quality footage shows a black, 97-98 Dodge Avenger dumping the clothes, but nothing else.<br /><br />One of the other detectives recalled that there was a car matching that description in the parking lot of the half-way house where the victim lived. Sure enough, a black, 98 Avenger- and it was still warm; I’m thinking, too coincidental to be random; this was turning out to be my lucky day. I looked underneath the car and saw… dirt, oil and rust. I crawled (soiling a new pair of Van Husen slacks) under just about every square inch of that car and did not see any sign of it having run over a body. However, I am not a car-pedestrian expert, so I figure we should tow the car and have the traffic reconstruction experts look at it for what may be micro signs of our victim.<br /><br />I tell the car’s owner that we will be towing the car for investigation, and he goes ballistic. He starts yelling that his car was not involved, that he would never hurt anyone, that there are cars like his all over town, blah, blah, blah. In an attempt to be conciliatory, I explain that I cannot recall the last time I saw this model car driving around; it was just not that popular. Then, exasperated, he tells me he sees them all the time, in fact, he tells me,<br />“There goes one right there!”<br /><br />Well, I’ll be, another black Dodge Avenger. We have about 6 detectives standing around with nothing to do, so two of them decide to go pull over this second car. I get a call a minute later, one of the detectives that pulled the car over wants me to look at it, he thinks he sees blood on the rear of the car. I go to the stop, look under the car and… now remember, I’m not a car vs pedestrian expert, but when looking at a 3 inch chunk of scalp wedged in the front suspension, surrounded by an entire frame section covered in blood, I thought maybe THIS was the car I should be towing.<br /><br />I guess I’m easily influenced by persuasive car owner arguments; that and bloody body parts stuck to someone else’s car.<br /><br /><br />Local News Story:<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Yakima police arrest suspect in Tuesday morning homicide</span><br /></strong>By TIM KELLY<br />Yakima Herald-Republic<br /><br />YAKIMA, Wash. -- Police are sometimes stymied in crime investigations when witnesses are unwilling to come forward and speak up, but that wasn’t the case in a homicide investigation Tuesday.<br />Yakima detectives got their first lead from surveillance video taken by a security camera near where Shelly Kinter’s nude body was found about 5 a.m. in an alley off Chestnut Avenue between Sixth and Seventh streets.<br />Her body had been run over, but Sgt. Scot Levno said investigators believe that happened after she had been killed.<br />The video showed a black Dodge Avenger, and by midday detectives were inspecting just such a car in the parking lot at Connections, an apartment complex in the 100 block of South Naches Avenue for people recovering from substance abuse. Kinter, 42, lived in a second-floor unit there.<br />As detectives were preparing to impound the car, some Connections residents gathered in the parking lot hollered out that another black Dodge with a cracked windshield was driving past and had been seen going by earlier.<br />Police located another black Avenger a few minutes later at the 7-Eleven store on Yakima Avenue and arrested the driver. The car had front-end damage above the passenger-side headlight and the windshield was shattered on the driver’s side.<br />Levno said that car matched what was seen on the surveillance video. “We found blood on the driver and in the passenger compartment, and on the undercarriage of the car,” he said.<br />The suspect, 20-year-old Aaron Leroy Briden from Tacoma, was booked into the Yakima County jail on a charge of first-degree murder, according to a police news release.<br />The news release said Kinter died “from apparent trauma to the head and body.” Yakima County Coroner Jack Hawkins said an autopsy will be done today.<br />Information on the Web site Classmates.com lists a Shelly Kinter as a 1985 graduate of Davis High School.<br />A man who lives at Connections, which is operated by Triumph Treatment Services, said Kinter was “just a really mellow person; she never did anybody no harm at all.”<br />“She was a ray of sunshine,” said a woman smoking a cigarette in the Connections parking lot.<br />At one point a woman drove up to the group and asked if the woman who had been killed was Shelly, and then broke into sobs.<br />“She was trying to get her life straightened out, and she was doing a good job,” said the woman, who declined to give her name but said she became friends with Kinter at the free weekly meals a church group provides for homeless and needy people in the neighborhood. The woman is a volunteer who helps at the Friday meals.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-52051568373924083362009-04-03T22:12:00.000-07:002009-04-03T23:09:32.505-07:00I so want global warmingIt's spring here in Central Washington, however it seems more like an ice age. The passes have closed because of the snow and avalanche danger, and it's so cold here that wife Krissy had to go out and buy three new sweaters to layer on the 17 that she is wearing now.<br /><br />When making my schedule, The last days of March, first days of April seemed like a great time to have our bi-yearly Basic Sniper School for the State Training Commission. The problem was that the Good Lord decided that rather than judge the earth with locus, He would give "deep freeze" a try. Lucky me- I was outside all week long.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm6Y7jlsfckDXqVP-F_RWt5V7xDExCAlAAH_q1FXjPZDDx9ieTtFA5ElAuIEbAsFmek4C5u7L5YDR71-t0DrDoBIaxpgwhEsOxfZUeD5PHAkezdRQEew0LMwKPWBe2D0bbvIalY6FgItI/s1600-h/DSC_0201.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320702294477943090" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm6Y7jlsfckDXqVP-F_RWt5V7xDExCAlAAH_q1FXjPZDDx9ieTtFA5ElAuIEbAsFmek4C5u7L5YDR71-t0DrDoBIaxpgwhEsOxfZUeD5PHAkezdRQEew0LMwKPWBe2D0bbvIalY6FgItI/s400/DSC_0201.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Here is where we were training all week long. It's called "Yakima Training Center" and it's actually run by the US Army. As you can see, there is not so much as a tree around. Based on how cold I was all week, I'm pretty sure it just as open all the way to the arctic circle; not so much as a barb-wire fence to keep out the cold.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvvLI8D6hmty_jrp-drf_EWpOW-COGXZHAEHgLcYxd6szDERUsJD-Mm7w6uvDsZCFXidxXJctlylQJT7oKQbGOJFmh5kdWL8AUL2YHEQ_Ea9WVtR7sHzi0RVLfkuDXPnKVAMz0bZeNPc/s1600-h/DSC_0203.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320703894020188258" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvvLI8D6hmty_jrp-drf_EWpOW-COGXZHAEHgLcYxd6szDERUsJD-Mm7w6uvDsZCFXidxXJctlylQJT7oKQbGOJFmh5kdWL8AUL2YHEQ_Ea9WVtR7sHzi0RVLfkuDXPnKVAMz0bZeNPc/s400/DSC_0203.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Here are the students for the week. I think they are all frowning cause it takes more muscles than smiling, and they are trying to keep warm.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGcDSNNL49_up81D6f-BslMvECom_dxcMhl9lgSmLm8XyWtmi_xSCHbP44ojxOmLPfQyjqte9xk2qT7xQ3s8-nMiqPKtWZCFQhUTvttQLvJ_7Zq3ODBkrGBPIiCh3-ekKDKGubJP3gOyg/s1600-h/DSC_0223.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320704939317512738" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGcDSNNL49_up81D6f-BslMvECom_dxcMhl9lgSmLm8XyWtmi_xSCHbP44ojxOmLPfQyjqte9xk2qT7xQ3s8-nMiqPKtWZCFQhUTvttQLvJ_7Zq3ODBkrGBPIiCh3-ekKDKGubJP3gOyg/s400/DSC_0223.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />That's me in the chair... don't let my lounging looks fool you, being in charge is a HARD job! For one thing, when sitting it's tough to keep one's rear from being frozen to the camp chair.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI2efttJChQC6hsoQM6h16vX4uK73q6Lb2Mvu5aeLs__uNUIlBtX1YbeRSS40cEzZ3w0aH4MULL8OQmOigy6bkZ9pVlleQNIQPlVSMm2X2REIXjHraU7nQ35sMLUvBE19pBYOM2KFOei4/s1600-h/IMG00137.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320706042469908594" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI2efttJChQC6hsoQM6h16vX4uK73q6Lb2Mvu5aeLs__uNUIlBtX1YbeRSS40cEzZ3w0aH4MULL8OQmOigy6bkZ9pVlleQNIQPlVSMm2X2REIXjHraU7nQ35sMLUvBE19pBYOM2KFOei4/s400/IMG00137.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Here's one of the instructors shading the student from the hail storm, you can see all the little ice pellets on the ground. The wind was so strong that it felt like eighty three delinquents were all shooting their Red Ryder BB guns at your face.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAIiI_xtmwFAG-8QmlCs2t01EdPdF9o_8bRKMD0ECOaYcqMZgSka6QrTQbw4ff1u8bw58y0C2af_ZnYgeQ41GXXw9bZmPEoXVdhcvjvdTtxIETWOHkbgg3gnHOhzvp-nBbY293ZD2P2Bg/s1600-h/DSC_0087.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320707055061270226" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAIiI_xtmwFAG-8QmlCs2t01EdPdF9o_8bRKMD0ECOaYcqMZgSka6QrTQbw4ff1u8bw58y0C2af_ZnYgeQ41GXXw9bZmPEoXVdhcvjvdTtxIETWOHkbgg3gnHOhzvp-nBbY293ZD2P2Bg/s400/DSC_0087.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Jay (standing over the shooters yelling) is one of my partners and helped instruct this week. He is a former Marine and loves to yell at the "Girls" (what he calls the students) to do whatever they are doing faster, better or different. If he were to treat college students this way, they would all go fetal and be in therapy for years. The guys who want to be snipers just do what he is demanding and learn, then shake his hand at the end of the week... go figgure.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizbyr9-aJHcsLXZGMSH8RTBv0kVL03SYwtx33QGF3OOYT_VwHdbrXyjxwsNVLMdB6B7NdLH3ZWxsgIMXEwwsznUkqcaIUqGjuBCY_OGPbc6doubI7gKwss6_f3eZ386c02emV6Ho40en0/s1600-h/IMG00127.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320709612587441506" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizbyr9-aJHcsLXZGMSH8RTBv0kVL03SYwtx33QGF3OOYT_VwHdbrXyjxwsNVLMdB6B7NdLH3ZWxsgIMXEwwsznUkqcaIUqGjuBCY_OGPbc6doubI7gKwss6_f3eZ386c02emV6Ho40en0/s400/IMG00127.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Heh heh heh... I don't know if this position has any real-life value, I just have everyone do this at each class cause its soooo funny to watch.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkone_S501F9j3SAsXhPDibNbG3U0V_CamFM-zByitAsZEGYkF5gFGSvCyqlghOcTwffYM3cJE_Cvd81FZwYf5nSGmu-umrDllxvt7_eXwyErwoV7J8IMf29LoYihhWGeW0cj7D2ClPSY/s1600-h/DSC_0244.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320710500139972114" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkone_S501F9j3SAsXhPDibNbG3U0V_CamFM-zByitAsZEGYkF5gFGSvCyqlghOcTwffYM3cJE_Cvd81FZwYf5nSGmu-umrDllxvt7_eXwyErwoV7J8IMf29LoYihhWGeW0cj7D2ClPSY/s400/DSC_0244.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />The official name for this position is the "Rice Paddy Prone." However I call it the "Turkish Toilet."<br /><br />Well, everyone passed, no one got shot. I did get a pretty bad windburn, but it just made Krissy feel sorry enough for me to give me a back rub tonight...<br /><br />And please, if you have ANY aerosol cans of anything in your house.... please step out your back door, direct the nozzle at the ozone and spray away. I will take any help you can give to jump-start this global warming thing.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-85946348503896373242009-03-12T20:52:00.000-07:002009-03-12T21:16:36.361-07:00Death by WeirdYakima County is a weird place. <br /><br />People don't seem to JUST die here, they have to go in weird ways and/or circumstances. Take for instance my last autopsy: healthy (other than having assumed room temperature) old guy turns up dead in his house. Pathologist opens up his stomach and finds it full of anti-freeze, which had almost disinigrated his innards. Turns out the old guy had his gardener buy him a gallon of Prestone a week before, the gardener thought it was odd cause the guy didn't have a car. Most people just shoot themselves, or at least give themselves a nice hanging... But anti-freeze??? Weird.<br /><br />Not too long ago, had my 3rd auto-erotic asphyxiation death; and no, I won't explain it to you here... just Google it, but make sure your porn filter is off.<br /><br />Then I was at an autopsy for a victim of a drive-by gang shooting, and the pathologist remarked on the very detailed, full sized tattoo of a nude female on this guy's back; he asked, "Why would he (the dead guy) put that where he can't see it?" I told the doc, "Cause it wasn't for him, it was for his cell mate." <br /><br />Icky.<br /><br />I can take all the weirdness, I just can't get used to the smell.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-57138470665779382422009-03-07T08:14:00.000-08:002009-03-07T08:37:20.979-08:00The case SUCKS.... get it?I was sitting in my little jungle U-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">bickle</span> yesterday, trying to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">figgur</span> out a new "Tablet" computer that they (the city fathers) decided that I needed. It is cute, and does all sorts of stuff like... well... I'm sure I'll find out when I get the darn thing to turn on.<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"></span><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error">Anywho</span>, <em>(wait... did I plagiarize that from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Remo</span> or Ron Paul? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">heh</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">heh</span>)</em><br /><br />I could hear, way over in Property Crimes some heavy snickering. Thought maybe Crazy Nate had <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Utube</span> on, so I <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">sauntered</span> over. Everyone was around Crazy Nate's L-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">bickle</span> (their desks are smaller) listening to him read a theft report.<br /><br />Seems some kid had just rolled into town and was going to try his hand at selling Kirby vacuums in the "Palm Springs of Washington." He was well into his pitch when he takes the mark's old vacuum and uses it on an area of carpet, then brings out the Kirby and vacuums the same area. The result is as expected; the Kirby picked up <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">soooo</span> much more dirt that the mark's Dyson (a decent $250.00 <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">vacuum</span>) that the salesman takes the Dyson, wheels it outside to the mark's front porch and says, "Let's just leave this piece of junk out here, it's such a crummy <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">vacuum</span>, no one would even steal it!"<br /><br />You guessed it, within 5 minutes someone stole it.<br />Now the Kirby guy is down at the Dyson retailer buying a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">vacuum</span>. It seems the mark did not want $250 off of a Kirby.<br /><br />While making a report, the Kirby guy asked, "Is it unusual for this kind of thing to happen here?" Yes, as a matter of fact it was unusual for the Kirby guy to make good on replacing the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">vacuum</span>, you don't see that kind of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">integrity</span> every day.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-62955712706354469532009-02-27T22:34:00.000-08:002009-02-27T23:36:47.609-08:00Ah, The Memories...Got my 30 year high school invitation today, the same day I got a stabbing case.<br /><br /><br /><br />It seems that 30 year reunion is going to take place at the same place as where the stabbing happened:<br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixm2HBlZGCn5g4CB4YDEbW3-r2mTOOykyfe9lh5LUztYlSTVbVqZOQW8sk8NEwCqplIm604SQgpCgKn4adIrjsVKdxD494U9lxJs_Dy0sPCyAy8naMjpLFtFcNxMlCnifyypCVV8xUKE4/s1600-h/Untitled.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307733729904743426" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 220px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixm2HBlZGCn5g4CB4YDEbW3-r2mTOOykyfe9lh5LUztYlSTVbVqZOQW8sk8NEwCqplIm604SQgpCgKn4adIrjsVKdxD494U9lxJs_Dy0sPCyAy8naMjpLFtFcNxMlCnifyypCVV8xUKE4/s400/Untitled.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />It seems that my old Alma mater picked the town's biker bar to get together in. I should not be too surprised, it was a rough school. 30 years ago I spent a lot of time in the photography class. All of us camera nerds kept safe by convincing the rough kids that we all had hydrochloric acid from the film studio; it was believable because we all did have a chemical smell on us from the dark room, although the worse we could really do to someone was maybe to inflict a nasty photo paper cut. It was a scary place 30 years ago.<br /><br />30 years later. The captain comes by my desk and tosses a report on my desk. Seems that "Spooky" (gang name) had been sleeping with "Jokers" baby-mama while Joker was in the County lock up; and, it seems that all these cartoon-character wannabees hang out at the one place the reunion committee thought would most reflect the A.C. Davis class of '79. So, Spooky sees Joker and his buddies (probably Grumpy, Doc and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Sneezy</span>) at the dart <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">boards, then</span> walks up and sucker punches Joker. Now Joker has had his pride hurt (pretty tough when you are named after the playing card no one wants), so Joker pulls out his pocket knife and runs after Spooky. He catches up to him and stabs him three times in the back, then runs out of the bar before anyone can see him. </p><p>As he flees, he decides to further enhance the covert nature of his escape, so he cleverly tosses off his shirt, evidently wanting to change his appearance. The only problem for Joker is that on his back, tattooed in 4 inch-high letters, is his real name. I am sometimes offended at how easy some of these guys make it.<br /><br />I think Joker would have really been a great Davis student. He would have probably believed I had acid and left me alone. </p>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-60355046779756285342009-02-19T08:32:00.000-08:002009-02-19T10:19:35.683-08:00Observation skills are tanking...Went to the airport yesterday to pick up a couple of Homicide Detectives from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">LAPD</span>. They are here to (sorry, can't talk about it now... maybe later). I only knew their names, something that sounded Latin, and something that sounded Irish... So I was at the airport, staring at the exit gate looking for a Hispanic guy and a White guy that had a 'Cop" look. The "Cop" look is pretty universal, I was in Eastern Turkey and could recognised undercover cops; so I was pretty confidant about my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">abilities</span>.<br /><br />First out of the gate were two guys that fit the bill exactly. Cheap Sears suits, military haircuts, a body shape that comes from lifting weights and eating donuts, and a smug sort of "I'm still cooler than people who make lots more money" look. I focused on them, trying to see if I could spot a gun bulge (I knew they were traveling armed). I started moving in behind one of them, twisting and turning, trying to find and eliminate possible pistol locations: belt, armpit, ankle... The guy turned and caught me checking him out just when my cell phone rang. I answered it and just then noticed a couple of short guys 40 feet away, one of them on the phone and waving at me. It was then I noted the subtle clue I had missed that may have tipped me off that they were the guys I was looking for:<br /><br />Both of them had jackets with "LOS ANGLES POLICE HOMICIDE UNIT" blazoned on their chests. I introduced myself to them and led them out of the airport before the guy in the cheap suit could ask me for a date.<br /><br />I gotta work on my skills...Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-11039230602475694752009-02-06T16:19:00.000-08:002009-02-06T16:45:41.713-08:00Shot Three TimesGot called out to a dead guy today. Everything appeared to the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">responding</span> officers to be a suicide, western single-action revolver still in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">stiff's</span> hand, entry wound to the chin, locked up house, nothing disturbed or missing; all pretty straight forward. That was until (tension building music: <em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">dum</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">dum</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">DUM</span></em>) the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Sargent</span> noticed that there were THREE exit wounds around this guy's head. I get there and Sarge points this out to me, sure enough... three exit holes, and three holes in the ceiling and wall. Now I was never good at <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">mathematics</span> in school, but it seemed that was a bit more than one suicidal shot could produce. <br /><br />Just before I pulled the "Calling All Detectives" bell, I looked at the injuries again <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">reeeel</span> close.....<br /><br />Suicide it was. <br /><br />When a 45 Colt revolver (a BIG round) slug travels upward through the jaw, and you happen to have some complex dental work, the slug can turn some of that dental work into projectiles, causing then to accelerate to about the same speed as the slug. <br /><br />I dug into the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">sheetrock</span>, found a bullet and two gold teeth.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-78357435495804294242009-02-05T18:02:00.000-08:002009-02-05T18:22:46.560-08:00I No Wanna Hear Complaints<div>Just got back from a fun time of laying in the snow for about 4 hours during some training we had. It involved my partner and I walking about 2 miles through the snow (we were very close to Mt. Rainer, WA) and setting up a sniper position about 100 yards from a cabin. Inside the cabin were other cops, sitting by the fire, drinking hot cocoa and trying to spot our position. We then, after observing the location for about 2 hours, call into our command post and direct the entry element of the SWAT team to the best location to do a dynamic entry. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>After the scenario was over (again, my partner and I were out for 4 hours, 1 stalking up and 3 in the snow), we all had a cup of hot cocoa in our hands and I overheard a couple of the 20'ish (age) entry guys complaining. They lamented about how horrible the training was 'cause their toes all got cold while standing around outside the cabin for about 70 minutes. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I then pointed out that I (age late 40's) had been in the snow more than twice as long, and I thought it was great training. Many (not all) of the youngsters looked at me like I was some sort of Neanderthal throw back- as if I was somehow not "sophisticated" enough to appreciate that I should be whining about the cold. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I got online today and ordered a hat which reads, "EMBRACE THE SUCK." Next time I will just put that on and smile at them. Stupid kids probably won't even get that I'm making fun of them... whats an old guy to do?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Me in the snow... I did have time to take this with my new Blackberry (proof that I'm hip, or just an OLD nerd... don't know which).</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnZ1gICwwxveU1dDaErSXcLWzxl8E-tfGJxSmLq3uwXOY-AHeMoSbuXmxQPXiBZEjcQVH45xjiUnXNQmvHa2bqAs-VbBuUTGrUh_FmvULaih1WPbB33Tn53gMV00pqxFvTfVAYB4VKUMY/s1600-h/IMG00091.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299504075244859842" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnZ1gICwwxveU1dDaErSXcLWzxl8E-tfGJxSmLq3uwXOY-AHeMoSbuXmxQPXiBZEjcQVH45xjiUnXNQmvHa2bqAs-VbBuUTGrUh_FmvULaih1WPbB33Tn53gMV00pqxFvTfVAYB4VKUMY/s400/IMG00091.jpg" border="0" /></a></div>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-15297093798085276842008-11-28T19:00:00.000-08:002008-11-28T19:40:23.427-08:00Tucker's debut<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dy9atvpsIlWCHFCLJaPUhq-Y3Uh6i7m1mAdZd29Y6EDCOqZKZEQzjUKfaFNRigbBorY4HsQLxd1Sd5Qw8b9ag' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6309608032056198535.post-47918019079325916762008-11-27T12:59:00.000-08:002008-11-27T15:58:47.619-08:00The Wall Is 158 Years Too Late...Last month I got a free subscription to “Ancestry.com” and thought I would give the ‘ol family tree a climb. Previously, I knew my grandfather’s (who died in 1964) was named Frank, and my great-grandfather’s (died in about the ‘30s) name was George A. Armed with that info, I started running down censes records, passenger ship lists and war enrollments; I was pretty blown away with what I found.<br /><br />First of all, I discovered that George A was from the Michigan area before he came to Washington State, and censes records show that he listed his mother and father’s place of origin as “Ireland.” Now, this is not unusual, lots of immigrants came from Ireland; however most of them came after 1860, and I found a record showing George was born in “New York”, in 1849, then moved to Michigan almost immediately with his older sister “Mary Jr” (yup, named after her mother), and father “Peter.” Mary was born in 1827, and Peter was born in 1817.<br /><br />I found the only passenger record of a Mary Kellett (assuming they were married before they immigrated) travelling on “The Queen Of The West” in 1850, however, she would have had Mary Jr and George with her, and they were not listed beneath her on the passenger list. Upon closer inspection of the document, I find that there is an infant George and an infant Mary listed under the two families next to her on the list, and Mary is exactly the correct age, 23. So, did she lie about who the kids belonged to so that she could later say they were born in New York as “Anchor babies?”<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273447397908238674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 417px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 139px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWFb3GOLiAwLdRBljpQ_x6BO-FvxTKuQC1piZquYoCpYjGidyqrN8OOMoifs8b5qhKfOnpMfnnkHKe-nmG-AExBVXXwJmrmCcmbtiSEQAJzp-mo4662R6_IYErN2ODI5IjWzVH4vqn2RA/s400/1850+ship+list,+Queen+of+the+West+detail.jpg" border="0" /><br />But where was Peter? I found the one and only Peter shown coming into New York was on the ship “Meteor” in 1849, However, the spelling of the last name was “Kellet” not the correct “Kellett;" but this was a common mistake.<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273447108455876146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 99px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhVDGLAFB6_ONUL6u6h1y9XzKlu2Wl4oWPVg_hwkh3MQvsd2OlMJvr3iNpoVSyiic73raU5bYKP-e2iEWPatMbD8JO71X9HHx31gW1X4SyAg_YB4fFFgWp6CNFnkiwtNjsbC2XmMNWbOw/s400/1849+passanger+list+detail.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />The biggest problem was that he listed his age as “25,” not what his real age would have been at the time, 32. So, was this great-great-grand dad or not? I then saw that many of the males listed on the passenger manifest also listed their age as “25” or “24.” Perhaps there was some immigration rule that gave some benefit to being 25 or younger? Then it hit me: my family started out in this country as a bunch of scheming, lying, conniving illegal immigrants!<br /><br /><br />Peter’s history of lying about his age did not stop there; in 1861, at the age of 44, he joined the Michigan 14th Union Army, “H” company (The” Irish Brigade”).<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273449059395743810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 224px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYT3iVmSJKCFrg2n5DYYgNsPWTcMRsXKL5ZWPs5N0zO0RhTYXRSnw0Imv3E_U75N8qSQmMZ38Wr2-EsuM4XXBR1Fhw5y6MPgenzPJdEXM6CdCnSt2KIKxUhfqVda69ZyiFa0fS6bs5CJ8/s400/Peter+war+record+post.JPG" border="0" /><br />Army rules evidently had a maximum age of 40 years to join, so he lies about his age once again to fight in the Civil War. It’s pretty hard to be anything but proud for that falsehood. I also found that George marries someone named Lydia Beckley, daughter of Guy Beckley, the town “Constable,” I guess I have police work in the blood, a great-great grandfather who was a cop.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273448826246842290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 105px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLfnwAvybP2JbNR7QwUq_yc5yO5UKNtIWDYcfBTWo0f7d3VuewtLY-n3M7U4cjgyf3lBBsFcFL5_x7CTAuDOutzwpJZ3nHKsPY9Mvrv7VFikr_fxvEG7qD0lfki6cyTwEBh57dJzv5IfA/s400/1860+Michigan+census,+Guy+Beckley+detail.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Yakima County is about 50% Hispanic, many of whom are here illegally. I am still very frustrated that our government has not dealt well with the whole problem of illegal immigration; however I now have a bit more understanding of the issue on a personal level.<br /><br /><br /><br />I’m hoping that an agent from Immigration and Customs Enforcement is not on this reading list… I may be deported.Detective Dave (retired)http://www.blogger.com/profile/16425672326899366588noreply@blogger.com6